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I’m sorry. I was hungry I guess? I’m not sure why it happened. You were there in one ultrasound. A shadow person. A double image. The doctor says I absorbed you. Mama says that makes me twice the woman I might have been. I missed you. I always set out a cup and saucer for you at tea parties. Put a mirror in your seat so I could find you in my corner vision, know what it might have been like to not be so alone. You were my greatest

by Shareen Mansfield True story: I’m divine. Shawna, I prefer calling you Spock because I always spell Shawarama when I type your name. I’m hungry. Anyway, so Drew Sheldon is the winner. I used a scientific method that I made up to choose him. I went to the mall for Auntie Anne’s Pretzels. I know…gluten. So, I knew you’d mention the gluten so I decided to get jelly beans. I wanted exactly $100 of jelly beans. Why? Who cares. They are Jelly Belly’s. I’m committed to this as part of

Two weeks before Christmas and I’m almost done with my shopping. Everything would be wrapped up except my days have been full of ferrying children or myself place to place, and this week I am ferrying my husband. Why? At the end of October, someone backed into my van. Last Tuesday, my middle child gave the inside a good coating of vomit. Factor in my first child’s vomit phobia, and it really was time to get Vanna Diana taken care of.  I’ve previously referred to Vanna Diana as “The Black

I hope you enjoy this collection of #LinkYourLife posts! It’s a fantastic roundup with some welcome new voices. Be sure to search #LinkYourLife on Twitter, as contributors have tagged images not represented here. I would like to invite all contributors to link your social media and personal websites in comments below. And for newbie Lifers, you can find the hashtag rules and previous roundups here, but this is the gist: Your heartfelt, your humor, your headaches, your love sprains, your wisdom & mistakes, your work, your truth, your REAL: #LinkYourLife! Read,

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